at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
