can we get nightvision for the apartment?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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