dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Randomize
