just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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