That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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