Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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