i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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