Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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