i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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