Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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