even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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