He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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