i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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