were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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