just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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