Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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