I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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