You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Everclear isn't food dammit
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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