Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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