Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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