Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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