I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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