question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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