when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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