That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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