It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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