Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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