i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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