these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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