i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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