shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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