Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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