I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
My breasts were aching with rage.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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