What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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