belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We had sex on a dog bed..
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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