If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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