Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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