I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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