i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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