? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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