She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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