have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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