im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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