just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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