yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
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He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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