Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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