Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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