i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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