"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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