he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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