ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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