I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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