we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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