Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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