Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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