Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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