I can't watch pbs sober anymore
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You were trust falling into bushes
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
