Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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