did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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