if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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