every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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